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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
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| Subject: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do  Sun May 11, 2008 3:36 pm | |
| Again, keep them all here, don't make individual threads for individual people.
Alice Cullen is not allowed to major in shopping.
Jasper Hale is not allowed to run away from the purple penguins taking over the world. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
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Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 5:29 pm | |
| Edward can't "have" bella | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 7:35 pm | |
| Esme Cullen is not allowed to trade Alice's porsche in for a van and become a soccer mom. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 7:48 pm | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 7:53 pm | |
| Jasper Hale is not allowed to declare himself sex god of the universe... even though he is  . | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:11 pm | |
| so true
mike is not allowed to declare himself sex god of the universe | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:13 pm | |
| *shudder*
Bella Swan is not allowed to ask Edward where babies come from. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
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Age : 32
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Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:16 pm | |
| Alice is not allowed to ask Charlie where babies come from. | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| Alice Cullen is not allowed to dance in the rain, then start crying when someone asks her why she's in the rain and whisper, "Because... because... because my mommy's in heaven and this is the only way I can talk to her." | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:19 pm | |
| wo !!!! alice is not alowed to not shop | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:21 pm | |
| poor alice!
Jasper Hale is not allowed to take up knitting. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
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| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:22 pm | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:23 pm | |
| lol.
Rosalie Hale is not allowed to fall off her high heels. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 11, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| strippers don't fall off high heels
edward is not allowed to send bella to hell | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 18, 2008 11:26 am | |
| poor bella
Bella Swan is not allowed to ask for a coin-operated boy for christmas instead of edward. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
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| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 18, 2008 4:13 pm | |
| Ewwwweweweweeewwwwww
Edwardi s not allowed to ask for a coin-operated boy for christmas instead of bella. | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Sun May 18, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| i can see him doing that...
Bella Swan is not allowed to call Jacob her coin operated boy. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
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| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Mon May 19, 2008 2:52 pm | |
| Ewwewewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwew thats because he is tifs lol
Jacob can NOT become gay and go out with gay edward... | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Mon May 19, 2008 3:35 pm | |
| and why not? that would be pretty d@mn hot imo. lol.
Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become homophobic. actually, none of them are allowed to do that. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Mon May 19, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| Yea that would be hot?
Edward Can't go out with Amy lee | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Tue May 20, 2008 7:35 am | |
| no. she's MINE!
Alice Cullen is not allowed to join t.A.T.u. and take Lena from Yulia. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Tue May 20, 2008 1:02 pm | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Tue May 20, 2008 1:09 pm | |
| they're a russian pop band. look them up on youtube. they rock.
emmett cullen is not allowed to become a crack addict. | |
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KenshinLillith_Lovett
She who controls the alternate universe.
Number of posts : 272
Age : 32
Location : Never, Never Land
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Tue May 20, 2008 1:13 pm | |
| Bella can not have blue crack (Like Skyler)) | |
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Queen of Angst
Chasing inspiration around the room
Number of posts : 377
Age : 31
Location : somewhere in the vast land that is my imagination
Humor : silence is golden; duct tape is silver...
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things the Twilight characters are not allowed to do Tue May 20, 2008 1:16 pm | |
| Jasper Hale cannot go out with Jake. | |
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